Tuesday, October 27, 2009

I Need my Fix, But Not with a Pacifier

For those of you who are insane like me, please raise your hands. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Good, now, those of you not insane or crazy in any way, raise your hands. Okay, fine, I’m staring at you all because you’re bullshit artists. Okay, lemme make something clear as crystal here, no one on this rock is totally sane, okay? No one at all. Oh sure, I know we have some winners out in the world that can still make the world go “My God, did you do that just to say it could be done? You sick little monkey!” One thing that comes to mind is homosexual necrophilia. Not a very polite conversation topic around the water cooler, so, yes, it’s pretty fucking sick. Maybe your crutch is playing video games, either on the personal computer or on a platform or portable. Yes, it is less harmful on the surface, but believe me take the service away from some World of Warcraft players while they are about to make the big score and I assure you something is soon going to die. Animal, vegetable, or mineral; that I couldn’t tell you but be assured something is going to die a gruesome death. Hell hath no fury than the computer gamer who just lost their internet connection.

Everyone, even the nice old lady librarian has their addictions that they cannot get enough. Many people call them hobbies, but, damn it, when you are still collecting Magic cards up to your fifties it’s time to look at your lifestyle a little more seriously. Those who just cannot recognize that need to r-check, damn it! To my mind, even the clergy have on, and that’s the Almighty, so there’s no escaping this train of thought, we all have a vice, just some have a lot more than others and even fewer have one that’s damned dangerous. We lock those people up for a very long time in hopes that they might get better. I seriously doubt it, but I can hope.

Next on the docket, how old is too old when it comes to cradle robbing? Now lets just say that we all have common sense in understanding that eighteen is the age of consent and that we don’t ever delve younger. Please, sometimes we have laws for a reason. I am thinking this is a different strokes for different folks thing but I am very curious in seeing what peoples responses are to this subject. Personally I draw the line at sixteen years for one simple reason; that’s the difference between my parents, but damn it teen means teen to me and it still sounds like a kid and ninety-nine times out of one hundred, that’s definitely the case, from my own experiences.

Food for thought while my mind wanders like a fly looking for a bright light in a dark forest even though that same light will zap me out of existence for some reason I think I’ll still have fun.

Au revoir mon amis.

H.R. Green, 27th of October, 2009, 2:32 a.m. Burtchville, MI

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